An email from "Traditional Values"

So I received this email today in my primary email account:


Dear fellow American,


The Radical Homosexuals claim you and other pro-family Americans actually now support same-sex marriage, special job preferences for homosexuals and promotion of the homosexual lifestyle in schools.


Is it true?  What do you say?


You see, the Radical Homosexuals are storming through Washington demanding passage of their agenda.


And with the passage of Thought Control in 2009 and the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell in 2010, they say NOW is the time to push their perverse "life-style" on every man, woman and child in America.


And they insist YOU actually support them.


I can only begin to imagine all the damage the Radical Homosexuals will do with their allies in power in Washington.


As the President of Public Advocate of the U.S., I've devoted twenty-nine years to battling the radical homosexuals in Washington.


Backed by Hollywood celebrities, the media and millions of your tax dollars, the Radical Homosexuals have many Congressmen quivering with fear -- and they have a Radical Homosexual-friendly majority in control of Congress.


That is why pro-family senators and congressmen are counting on me to find out if you really support the Gay Bill of Special Rights and homosexual marriage as the radical homosexuals claim.


Frankly if you really do support the radical Homosexual Agenda -- or if you just no longer care enough to stand up for the family -- insiders in Congress say the entire Homosexual Agenda could pass in a matter of months.


*** Special job rights for homosexuals and lesbians.  Businesses may have to adopt hiring quotas to protect themselves from lawsuits.  Every homosexual fired or not hired becomes a potential federal civil rights lawsuit.


Radical homosexuals will terrorize day care centers, hospitals, churches and private schools.  Traditional moral values will be shattered by federal law.


*** Same-sex marriages and adoptions.  Wedding-gown clad men smooching before some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning. 


You'll see men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to "pick out" a little boy for themselves.


*** Homosexual advocacy in schools.  Your children or grandchildren will be taught homosexuality is moral, natural and good.  High school children will learn perverted sex acts as part of "safe sex" education.


With condoms already handed out in many schools, Radical Homosexuals will have little trouble adopting today's "if it feels good do it" sex-ed curriculum to their agenda.


And to add insult to injury, lobbyists for the Homosexual Agenda are paid off with your tax dollars!


That's right, radical homosexual groups like the Gay-Lesbian Task Force and ACT-UP receive millions from the government.


Hundreds of millions of dollars flow from taxpayers to homosexual activists through funding for homosexual "art," so-called AIDS-awareness programs, and research grants.


And yet, Public Advocate receives absolutely no taxpayer assistance.  My small office of volunteers and low-paid staffers are making quite a sacrifice to defend America's morals and values.


But hard work is not enough. Items like mail, stamps, and even this email cost money.


That is why I ask you to make a generous donation after you complete the American Morality survey today.


One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses.  I'd heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.


As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped.  Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.


Trembling with worry I went inside.  It was worse than I ever imagined.


Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.


My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers.  And still more petitions were flying off the press.


Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, "Delgaudio what are you doing here?"  Dozens of men began moving toward me.  I'd been recognized.


As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose."


Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right.  This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.


You see, even though homosexuals are just 1% of the population, if every one sent a petition to Congress it would generate a tidal wave of two or three million petitions or more.


Hundreds of thousands of pro-homosexual petitions will soon flood Congress, and my friends in Congress tell me there's virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens of millions of Americans like you who oppose the radical Homosexual Agenda and the Gay Bill of Special Rights.


I made up my mind that night to write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as possible.  To stop the Radical Homosexuals and protect traditional marriage there must be an immediate outpouring from folks like you.


Will you help?


Homosexual activists mock me in the halls of Congress.  They say it's too late because Americans like you don't care enough to help, especially with the Democrats in control of the Senate and the White House.


They say you support them.  I tell them they are lying.  They just laugh and tell me to give up.


Are they right?  Should I just give up and let the Radical Homosexuals win?


Will you fight?


If, as I hope and pray, you oppose the Radical Homosexuals and want to defend the family and marriage then please immediately click here to fill out your American Morality Survey and submit it with your most generous contribution to Public Advocate right away.


I must tell you, your financial contribution is critical.


You see, while the radical homosexuals get tens of millions of tax dollars, Public Advocate gets no government funds.


Public Advocate relies on the generosity of Americans like you who give $35, $50, $100 or $250.  A few special friends of Public Advocate give $500 or $1000.


For many Public Advocate supporters a contribution of just $10 or $20 is a sacrificial gift.


I ask you only prayerfully to consider what you can afford.


You see, I've stretched Public Advocate's resources to contact you and other select Americans whom I believe are most likely to take a stand in these difficult times.  If you won't help, I'm afraid there is little more I can do.


But the fact is, even if every person responds it won't be enough to counter all the radical homosexuals are doing.


And not everyone will respond.  Some are cowed by how pro-family Americans are portrayed on TV.  Others will count on someone else to fight the fight and carry the load.  I don't believe you are like that.


Please click here to fill out your American Morality Survey.


I've identified nearly 10 million families I believe would join our struggle for morality if only I can reach them.  That's more than twice as many as all the homosexuals in America ... and most of these families represent two or three voters each.  But without your financial help, I'll never be able to reach them.


My hope is you care enough to contribute sacrificially so I can reach these families.


A generous gift of $35 will let Public Advocate reach 58 more families.  $50 will help us rally more than 97 homes.  And a special gift of $100 will generate over 215 contacts.


Only you know whether a contribution of $35, $50, $100 or even $250 or more is best suited to your budget.


I ask you to do what you can.


And every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only chip in $10 or $20, it will make a difference.


The Radical Homosexuals boast you support same-sex marriage, special job rights and the promotion of homosexuality in schools.


Please let Congress know the radical homosexuals are lying.


Sincerely,


Eugene Delgaudio
President,
Public Advocate of the U.S.


P.S. Radical homosexuals claim YOU support same-sex marriage, special job rights and promotion of homosexuality in schools -- and with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, they think they cannot lose.  Is it true?  I pray it is not.


Please fill out your American Morality Survey right away so I can prove to Congress and the media the Radical Homosexuals are lying about you.


Also, please make a contribution of $10, $20, $35, $50, $75, $100 or $250 to help Public Advocate defeat the Gay Bill of Special Rights and defend marriage and the family.  Your contribution is critical to reaching the millions of families I know still care for the future.


Because Public Advocate of the U.S. lobbies to
Homosexual Lobby, contributions are not tax deductible for IRS purposes.
This email was not produced or e-mailed at taxpayer expense.


XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Oh...how obvious they bought my email address from some place.

BTW, I did do their little survey thing http://www.traditionalvalues.us/morality.aspx?pid=ng1a and made it lean WAYYYYY left.

Now...I'm tempted to respond to their email and let them know they've reached someone who is pansexual...but...I doubt I'll get a response.

I just find it absolutely ridiculous that they send these out en masse with absolutely no clue as to WHO they are sending these too.

So, just to screw with them, I'd ask everyone who reads my blog to take their little survey but make it lean the opposite of what they want XD

Teh gays are gonna ruin teh marriage!!

Maybe its just that I purposely seek out and read stories involving the religutarded and their assinine beliefs that gays are evil and should be put to death before they rape the children. However...I have noticed that there are MORE of these stories as of late. Its rather disconcerting that we are only 5 days in and I've already read half a dozen stories about the religutards bigotry towards the LGBT community...though, I guess I shouldn't be surprised either.

I guess it's most disconcerting to me as I would be one of their most hated minority groups. I'm atheist, I'm pansexual (and to those that don't know what it means and haven't looked it up yet, its essentially one step further from being bisexual), as well as being transgendered. So by the eyes of the religutards that's three strikes against me. And somewhere, someone is gathering some stones to throw at me...granted I would try catching them and launching them back at them...but that's me.

Maybe I should just stop reading stories like those...then again, most of the news reports I read regarding atheists aren't exactly anymore positive when the religutarded are involved. Ah well...such is life...maybe with this new "expected" return date of jebus they will all pull a Heaven's Gate and remove their prescence from the planet so that we can all move forward.

Theists are so oblivious

So, I got this from a friend on Facbook:

Born of a virgin on December 25th known to his disciples as the "Son of God", and resurrected three days after his death, I wish a Happy Birthday to Horus (3000BC), Attis (1200BC), Krishna (900BC), Mithra (600BC), Dionysus (500BC), Quetzalcoatl (600AD) and all the other mythical, imaginary saviors, from different periods, from all over the world.


I'd say this is pretty straight forward, a xian's idea that jebus is the ONLY person to have been born of a virgin birth, called the "Son of God" and resurrected 3 days after their death is totally wrong and predates xianity for 3000 years. However, about an hour after I put that on my status, I get this reply from my friend that I've mentioned in my blog before:

The savior Jesus Christ isn't imaginary. He was and is real as you and me. I know cause I have felt Him personally. I know it, and He knows it. And I cant not lie about something like that. You know that. I hope one day you will feel His love for you again in due time. Have a very, merry Christmas and your family as well. And the best of luck with everything. I mean that. :-) (copy and pasted from Facebook)


Hmm...let's examine that paragraph for a second. Jebus isn't imaginary...oh, the evidence to this sounds a staggering HELL YES that he's imaginary as the ONLY place he's mentioned in the buybull. The second sentence is just as laughable as the first. Why does that always sound so creepy, that they "felt" him...some dude plays with me anywhere and I'll punch them square in the face! Ok, I'll give it to him about the lying part...though...he has lied to me in the past >_> One day to feel his love and in due time...about the ONLY thing I want to feel of him is the thought that I was responsible for getting one more person to understand the lies and bullshit of religion and to see what religion is used for, and that's simply mind control. Yes, mind control, think about it from a NON-Hollywood standpoint. Those in power keep the stupid masses under the spell of religion to get them to do essentially anything they want. Yeah, sounds like mind control to me.

I responded about 30 minutes after that with the following:

Congrats, missed the point of the post


No "thank you" for the thought, no attempt to argue it, cause I know he won't get it, just a simple "you missed the point" return. I'm hoping that simple point will get him to reread the original content I posted to realize how absurd that jebus is the ONLY virgin birth and son of the sky asshole.

With that said, and it being after midnight for me, I wish anyone who reads my blog a very merry christmyth, happy holidays and a happy new year!

Provo Temple Burns Down

http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Fire-damages-historic-Provo-Tabernacle-in-Utah-906058.php

So a few days ago this was all over the news here in Utah. My first thought "yeah, their chauvinistic asshole sky pixy cares about them soooo much....he couldn't even save one of 'his' buildings from burning" followed by some laughing. Seriously, if their god was really all that powerful, he could've prevented this from ever happening. Instead they now have a huge mess that cost tax payer money to stop the fire and then to clean up. Yeah...how about they start paying their fair share of taxes to pay for this...that or do it all themselves and pay back all the public services they've already used.

They've had multiple buildings burn down, either from arson or some form of shitty construction, and they insist that they're gods chosen people. If that's the case...why aren't they the majority religion for the entire planet...instead they're one of the smallest xian denominations that exists. Oh yeah...they're the chosen people alright...its as bad as jehovah witness' and them claiming that only 144k people on this planet, either now or previously existed. It's all a load of shit.

Personally, I'm glad that it burned down. It's yet another reason that the sky tyrant doesn't exist and doesn't look out for his special kids on some random pale blue dot floating about lonesomely in the cosmos.

Articles of faith...or stupidity part 10

We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory.


This is something that shows they believe in a literal history of the buybull and that joe smith interjected it into the book of moron. The "ten tribes" of Israel are the 10 sons of Jacob and that 8 of them have magically disappeared from view of our plane of existence. Of course, this technicality is that the 2 tribes who still exist are both the sons of one of the original sons who was Joseph, so really there are 9 lost tribes.

The ten tribes thing is a complete load of bullshit...just like the buybull. If you look at any historical archive or narrative these people are not mentioned ANYWHERE in them. Which is odd at best considering if you read the buybull they're supposed to be bigger than Elvis and the Beatles combined...which really isn't possible but for sake of an argument lets say they are. If that was the case, then somewhere in reality history at least one of these brothers should be mentioned as well as documented all the land and wives and mistresses and slaves they had. But, just like the jebus myth, it's all a lot of bullshit with literally NO historical backing.

Zion...no, not that place deep inside the Earth and no, Morpheus will not be there to either save your ass with a red pill or from sentinels. However, this Zion is supposed to be located in the "Garden of Eden" according to the book of moron and NOT the buybull. The location of this is "supposed" to be Independence, Missouri (which is just to the East of Kansas City, Missouri) http://mrm.org/eden click that for some moron research on the subject.

Now, anyone who can logically look at human recorded history and the work done by the human genome project can see that the cradle of life started in mid to lower Africa and expanded outwards from there. So some dude who supposedly live about 6000 years ago and had a rib ripped out of his body to have his on incestous desires with is hard to believe that he lived here in the US when the buybull states it was near the Euphrates river.  http://www.kjvbible.org/rivers_of_the_garden_of_eden.html Click for more info on the buybull version. Either way, the so called rebuilding of Zion is nothing but a severely retarded dream as a result of drinking horse urine.

Ah...and of course, how could moronism be complete without the reference to the jebus myth. I have touched mutliple times in my blog on the absurdity of the jebus myth. And again I will stress it's absurdity. There are NO historical records that support the existence of jebus. The ONLY place where he is mentioned is the buybull and any associated fanfiction (such as the book of moron). I still challenge any and all religutards who have the guts to show me one verifiable piece of history outside the buybull and any related fanfiction that jebus existed. Then I will listen to you intently...however...since I know that's not possible as there are no historical records of jebus that's really a waste of time...as is all religion.

Concerning the jebus myth, a local tattoo artist near me made up some shirts:

Front: http://zeroserenity.com/Pirogoeth/djm2.JPG
Back: http://zeroserenity.com/Pirogoeth/djm3.JPG

I think it's an awesome shirt and sadly no longer on the site. I would love to get one and wear it around all the morons and they're special places of silly worship.

Poor persecuted xians

Received this bit of trash from a friend who is hardcore moron:


Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away
...The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS , not Happy Holiday!
Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason' for the Christ-mas Season!

What a piece of shit...not only does this say that either my friend who sent it or whoever wrote it knows absolutely NOTHING on the history of the celebration surrounding December 25th. The fact that this little poem starts off about xians and that the reason of xmas was being taken away...uhh...yeah...only xians are spouting this bullshit. If they had an inkling that xmas is nothing but a stolen and bastardized holiday, they might actually shut their traps...of course, then they'd go after easter and spread bullshit that it's all about jebus when it's a celebration of the rebirth of life as old as the human race that they also stole for the jebus myth.

Lastly, I will leave anyone who might happen upon and read my blog with this: Do take the time to learn about the actual history of major xian (and moslem and jewish for that matter) holidays to know what they truly stemmed from and that the holiday they celebrate today is NOTHING of what the actual holiday is. If possible, let people know that there is a larger history behind all these holidays and show them how to locate and read this information for themselves...granted, you will have to hold their hand and spoon feed them at first, but start the process and watch as they become truly enlightened and not enslaved to the fascism of religion.

Articles of faith...or stupidity part 9

We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.

This just goes into the whole delusion thing again.

To begin, NOTHING that "god" has ever revealed has been anything amazing...or truthful as a matter of fact. I'd like the MORmONS to say what god has revealed without using either the buybull or the book of moron to justify the fact. At that point it's just the random ass ramblings of their prophets...most of whom are just old guys...so I also call senility and dementia as a factor contributing to the ramblings.

Now, they may have a FEW things that are good...but compared to the bigotry and racism and misogynism that goes on...no, the good does NOT outweigh the bad. You might as well hand someone an apple and tell them it's a blueberry.

As far as the revealing of things to come...sure...I can do the same thing...someone light me up a bowl I'm gonna blaze me a revelation!! But, seriously, the old guys are just gonna lock themselves in one of their symbol laden rooms and make some shit up and then say they have some major declaration. If they want people to take mormonism seriously (yeah right), maybe if they could actually prove the shit in the book of moron. I was reading this Wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology_and_the_Book_of_Mormon And it goes over how the bullshit in the book of moron is NOT supported by either the fossil record or the archaeology record. The sad part, I've heard some moron apologists already say that study is flawed...which I don't see how it can be given that it followed VERY well established methods for looking at archaeological evidence.