Articles of faith...or stupidity part 10

We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory.


This is something that shows they believe in a literal history of the buybull and that joe smith interjected it into the book of moron. The "ten tribes" of Israel are the 10 sons of Jacob and that 8 of them have magically disappeared from view of our plane of existence. Of course, this technicality is that the 2 tribes who still exist are both the sons of one of the original sons who was Joseph, so really there are 9 lost tribes.

The ten tribes thing is a complete load of bullshit...just like the buybull. If you look at any historical archive or narrative these people are not mentioned ANYWHERE in them. Which is odd at best considering if you read the buybull they're supposed to be bigger than Elvis and the Beatles combined...which really isn't possible but for sake of an argument lets say they are. If that was the case, then somewhere in reality history at least one of these brothers should be mentioned as well as documented all the land and wives and mistresses and slaves they had. But, just like the jebus myth, it's all a lot of bullshit with literally NO historical backing.

Zion...no, not that place deep inside the Earth and no, Morpheus will not be there to either save your ass with a red pill or from sentinels. However, this Zion is supposed to be located in the "Garden of Eden" according to the book of moron and NOT the buybull. The location of this is "supposed" to be Independence, Missouri (which is just to the East of Kansas City, Missouri) http://mrm.org/eden click that for some moron research on the subject.

Now, anyone who can logically look at human recorded history and the work done by the human genome project can see that the cradle of life started in mid to lower Africa and expanded outwards from there. So some dude who supposedly live about 6000 years ago and had a rib ripped out of his body to have his on incestous desires with is hard to believe that he lived here in the US when the buybull states it was near the Euphrates river.  http://www.kjvbible.org/rivers_of_the_garden_of_eden.html Click for more info on the buybull version. Either way, the so called rebuilding of Zion is nothing but a severely retarded dream as a result of drinking horse urine.

Ah...and of course, how could moronism be complete without the reference to the jebus myth. I have touched mutliple times in my blog on the absurdity of the jebus myth. And again I will stress it's absurdity. There are NO historical records that support the existence of jebus. The ONLY place where he is mentioned is the buybull and any associated fanfiction (such as the book of moron). I still challenge any and all religutards who have the guts to show me one verifiable piece of history outside the buybull and any related fanfiction that jebus existed. Then I will listen to you intently...however...since I know that's not possible as there are no historical records of jebus that's really a waste of time...as is all religion.

Concerning the jebus myth, a local tattoo artist near me made up some shirts:

Front: http://zeroserenity.com/Pirogoeth/djm2.JPG
Back: http://zeroserenity.com/Pirogoeth/djm3.JPG

I think it's an awesome shirt and sadly no longer on the site. I would love to get one and wear it around all the morons and they're special places of silly worship.