So I was in a store the other day (only cause my mom wanted to get a gift for my dad's birthday), this store sells all bullshit that is MORmON related. I was looking around, seeing all the same old moronic bullshit when I came across this stand for some posters (pic is 1920x2560 and 701kb, for anyone on a slow connection, here's a smaller 750x1000 version).
Granted that its hard to see who some of these "heroes" are but, just the fact that the stand is billed as such...I damn near literally laughed out loud in the middle of this store. XD I think what makes it even more funny is how they included the word "real" at the top to push that point.
...I need to write on a sticky note "please provide proof of any of these being 'real' outside of your fairy tale book called the bible" and check on it off and on...like ANY of them could really provide proof that these people really existed. Especially where the first one is supposed to be Joseph who was in Egypt...when there's NO mention of this in Egyptian history. I just love how they wouldn't be able to provide any proof of the main events that happen in the buybull either.
But, there you go, something to laugh at this Tuesday morning.
Who I am
- Sakura
- I am an atheist, in fact, I describe myself as a Humanist for I believe in the good in people, not mythical beings.
Places to avoid
This is a section for establishments that openly promote religion:
National Chains
Chick-fil-a
In-n-Out Burger
Alaska Airlines (include bible quotes with meals)
Forever 21 (puts John 3:16 on their tags)
Country Bob's sauces (look who the CEO is)
Edwards frozen pies (bible verse on pie tin)
Desert Essence (beauty products)
Estes (aquarium stones)
Food for Life (baked goods)
Brim's Old South (chips and the like)
Daniel Chapter One (look at the mission statement at the bottom)
Curves (gyms, leaves bibles in workout areas)
Aldi Foods (has buybull verses on the inside of egg cartons)
Local
Megaplex Theatres* Utah
Carter Brothers Bar-B-Que North Carolina
Franchises (companies who don't seem to be religiously affiliated but might have franchisees who do)
Subway
If you know of any others, please send me a message giving me the name of the company and if possible a link to the company's website showing that they promote religious ideas.
For example http://www.incrediblepizza.com/about.php If you look at bullet number 3 under the mission statement. "We operate our business by Christian principles". The alternate of this would be if they have a religious symbol on their products and/or building. In the case of the pizza company, they have the jebus fish on the doors as you walk in.
I have to give credit to the religutards over at http://www.prophecyfellowship.org/archive/index.php/t-147138.html who posted most of these for me to find so easily!
*Megaplex Theatres is owned by the Larry H Miller Corp who gives 10% of their earnings to the LDS church
If you have the name and possibly a website of a company who proseltyzies a religion and would like me to add it, please comment on this post: http://yamipirogoeth.blogspot.com/2010/07/places-to-avoid.html
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