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Mormons and Water

So a friend sent me this picture: http://macromeme.com/dog/adventure-mormon.html

I had to laugh and tell them it would suck if he fell in as all the waters are the realm of Satan. Yes, that's what they believe, and when someone is on their mission, they are specifically FORBIDDEN from getting into any sort of water save the bathtub/shower as Satan will force them to do something bad.

They started laughing like CRAZY at this and immediately responded "No wonder people skinny dip, Satan is controlling them and making them do that!!"

I had to laugh like crazy when they said that. But, at the same time, I do agree, it sounds absolutely ridiculous that Satan controls something that covers 2/3 of the planet.

But, that's about it for this little bit of random mormon ridiculousness

"Heroes" of the buybull

So I was in a store the other day (only cause my mom wanted to get a gift for my dad's birthday), this store sells all bullshit that is MORmON related. I was looking around, seeing all the same old moronic bullshit when I came across this stand for some posters (pic is 1920x2560 and 701kb, for anyone on a slow connection, here's a smaller 750x1000 version).

Granted that its hard to see who some of these "heroes" are but, just the fact that the stand is billed as such...I damn near literally laughed out loud in the middle of this store. XD I think what makes it even more funny is how they included the word "real" at the top to push that point.

...I need to write on a sticky note "please provide proof of any of these being 'real' outside of your fairy tale book called the bible" and check on it off and on...like ANY of them could really provide proof that these people really existed. Especially where the first one is supposed to be Joseph who was in Egypt...when there's NO mention of this in Egyptian history. I just love how they wouldn't be able to provide any proof of the main events that happen in the buybull either.

But, there you go, something to laugh at this Tuesday morning.

Articles of faith...or stupidity part 11

First off, sorry about the 2 months between posts, between school and working for an absolutely retarded company (who I'm not longer employed through), I haven't had a ton of time. But, here is an update for the articles of faith bullshit.


We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.


...4 words in and already they're saying that they have some right that others don't. Privilege is a pretty powerful word and to say that they are privileged in anyway kind of seems a little on the self-righteous thing. Getting on through this...they mention that its up to your own conscience...however that is a flawed concept as they're going off the belief presets that have been programmed into their heads.

Now, granted that the last part gives some freedom to other beliefs but if you actually talk to most people who are mormon, they will tell you that any religion besides mainstream mormonism is a complete load and that they're wrong (I especially hear bullshit like that from my dad's mouth as well).

This one is probably their most benign piece of bull out of all of them, but, there are still 2 more to go...so we'll have to wait and see what they include!

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Teh homosexuals is a comin' for your children!

Yes, according to the "Public Advocate of the United States" with an email of @traditionalvalues.us them radical left wing homos are planning to infiltrate your school and turn all your children gay!!!! O_O *gasps*

Now, all absurdity aside, anyone with a rational mind knows this isn't going to happen nor is there any plan to do as such. However, just for shits and giggles, here is the email of what they sent me of their crap that has spewed forth from their fingertips!

Dear Pro-family American,

The Radical Homosexuals infiltrating the United States Congress have a plan:

Indoctrinate an entire generation of American children with pro-homosexual propaganda and eliminate traditional values from American society.

Their ultimate dream is to create a new America based on sexual promiscuity in which the values you and I cherish are long forgotten.

I hate to admit it, but if they pass the deceptively named “Student Non- Discrimination Act,” that’s exactly what they’ll do.

Better named the “Homosexual Classrooms Act,” its chief advocate in Congress is Rep. Jared Polis, himself an open homosexual and radical activist.

That’s why I need you to act quickly -- right away -- to protect our nation’s youth.

I have prepared the official “Protect Our Children’s Innocence” Petition to Congress for you to sign.

Please click here to sign it right away so I can rush it to the Capitol with thousands more.

You and I must defeat this disastrous legislation.

You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:

*** Require schools to teach appalling homosexual acts so “homosexual students” don’t feel “singled out” during already explicit sex-ed classes;

*** Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, even peer pressure to “experiment” with the homosexual “lifestyle;”

*** Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to “freedom of self-expression;”

*** Force private and even religious schools to teach a pro-homosexual curriculum and purge any reference to religion if a student claims it creates a “hostile learning environment” for homosexual students.

And that’s just the beginning of the Homosexual Lobby’s radical agenda.

In fact, it will set them up to ram through their entire perverted vision for a homosexual America.

My friend, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this is not a fight we can afford to lose.

That’s why Public Advocate is leading the fight against this immoral legislation.

This is a battle for the survival of American values and the fact is, there’s no time to waste.

The Homosexual Classrooms Act will turn America’s schools into indoctrination centers and its classrooms into social laboratories -- and they’re pulling out all the stops to pass it.

You see, they’ve disguised the bill’s wicked purpose behind an innocent name: “The Student Non-Discrimination Act.”  Not only that, but they’re waiting to introduce this legislation in order to keep it under the radar.

The Homosexual Lobby knows that if pro-family Americans like you and me have time to alert the public of their radical agenda, they’ll have no hope of success.

They made that mistake last year and you and I had enough time to kill this bill.

This year they won’t make the same mistake and have successfully kept everything under wraps -- for now.

I’ve developed a massive program to launch the second they try to push this bill through -- mail, email, phones, and even radio and TV ads.

But that’s only possible with your support...

None of these things are cheap.  In fact, running a program of the size necessary to defeat this bill can get quite expensive especially with increases in postage and printing costs.

That’s why I need your generous contribution.  In addition to your signed “Protect Our Children’s Innocence” Petition, will you contribute $250, $100, $50 or even just $35 right away.

And every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only chip in $10 or $20, it will make a difference.

Unfortunately, this agenda is nothing new.

In fact, other countries like Britain are already experimenting with this kind of legislation, such as mandating public schools inject pro-homosexual content into every aspect of education.

Word problems in math classes are now to include homosexual characters.  History classes will document the “civil rights” struggle against the “oppressive” pro-family establishment.

And it’s even started to infiltrate our state governments.

In California, lawmakers want to “require schools to portray lesbians, homosexuals, transsexuals ... as positive role models to children in all public schools.”

Sexual deviants being held up as models of virtue?

If that makes you as sick as it makes me, you simply must join me in this battle for America’s children.

Please sign the “Protect Our Children’s Innocence” Petition to Congress and then send a generous contribution right away.  Your action will make all the difference.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you that action must be taken immediately, there’s more.

Many say that there will always be private schools and traditional homeschool families to teach traditional values to the next generation.

But the truth is, this radical agenda is NOT restricted to public schools.

Kevin Jennings, Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar,” has clearly stated that “every school, public, private or parochial has an obligation” to teach a pro-homosexual curriculum.

In fact, Jennings denounced school choice programs as “very dangerous” because they make it much harder to impose the Homosexual Agenda on our kids.

“Lord forbid a Baptist or Mormon school,” he added.

Jennings' ultimate goal is for all curriculum in “kindergarten, and first grade, and second grade – every grade” be infused with a pro-homosexual slant.

Traditional values will be squashed and demonized as old fashioned or out of date, or even as bigotry.

You and I cannot let them succeed.

Please sign the “Protect Our Children’s Innocence” Petition to Congress I’ve prepared for you right away.

And along with your petition, would you please send a generous contribution of $250, $100, $50 or even just $35.

And every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only chip in $10 or $20, it will make a difference.

Thank you so much for all you have done.

Sincerely,

Eugene Delgaudio

President,

Public Advocate of the U.S.

P.S. Radical Homosexuals in Congress have a plan to indoctrinate our children in schools -- both public and private.

But Public Advocate is taking a stand.  Will you join me?

Please sign the “Protect Our Children’s Innocence” Petition to Congress I’ve enclosed.

And please, along with your petition, would you please send a generous contribution of $250, $100, $50 or even just $35 right away?

And every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only chip in $10 or $20, it will make a difference.

Who wants to read some disinformation?!!?!?!?!?

Either the conservative right is getting REALLY desperate or my email is on sale somewhere. Either way, take a look at the email I got from these assclowns:

Dear Concerned American,

It's a horrifying modern day genocide happening in our own backyards.

Last year alone, Planned Parenthood was responsible for ending the lives of over 320,000 innocent babies.

And all of it was subsidized by over $350 million in taxpayer funding.

Using money from your pocket!

I believe there is something deeply wrong with an organization that murders babies, and even more so when they are funded through the taxpayer dollars.

Do you agree?

If so, I hope you will sign the Defund Planned Parenthood petition I will link to in a moment.

Thankfully, a rapidly growing number of Americans like you are fed up with their dollars funding the corrupt Planned Parenthood.

Unfortunately, a stubborn Senate stands in the way.

But momentum is building quickly.

Just last week the Housed passed the Pence Amendment attached to the Continuing Resolution that extends government funding set to expire on March 4.

The Pence Amendment removes all taxpayer funding of Planned Parenthood and any other abortion provider.

But it is up to you and I to make sure the Senate passes the Continuing Resolution with the Pence Amendment attached.

This is going to be a tough fight.

It's going to take every ounce of strength you and I have.

You see, there are many in the Senate beholden to Planned Parenthood.

Together they have concocted a strong barrier designed to eradicate any bills aimed at saving babies.

But that's not going to stop me from standing firm in my belief that this legislation designed to save babies needs to be passed.

Will you take a stand with me now against the taxpayer funding of Planned Parenthood?

If so, stand with Americans for Life by signing the Defund Planned Parenthood petition here.

Your petition will direct the pleas of countless pro-life Americans like yourself towards a Senate that must decide to either stand for life or the murder of over 320,000 babies every year.

They can put a stop to it by passing the Continuing Resolution with the Pence Amendment attached.

You and I just have to see to it that they do.

But it won't be easy.

Planned Parenthood's would have you believe this is a war on women and their wellbeing.

And believe me, they have their supporters riled up like never before.

Daily emails from Planned Parenthood, NARAL, and Emily's List are being sent to paint pro-life Americans as villains.

Sides have been drawn and an epic showdown in the Senate is underway.

And if the side that is only asking for the life of a child to be respected is to win, you must act today.

So will you?

Will you sign the petition demanding the U.S. Senate defund Planned Parenthood?

This fight will happen quickly as the Pence Amendment is attached to the Continuing Resolution that must be passed by March 4 or the government will be shut down.

So I need you to decide now -- not tomorrow.

If you will take a stand with Americans for Life, click here to sign the Defund Planned Parenthood petition right away.

After you sign the petition, I hope you will consider chipping in with a donation of $10, $25 or more.

Your donation will allow Americans for Life to rapidly contact millions of Americans in the coming days to generate support for the Pence Amendment.

And with the urgency of this fight, you're donation is desperately needed.

It's time to put an end to taxpayer funding of Planned Parenthood.

Please click here to sign the Defund Planned Parenthood petition.

After signing the petition, please chip in with a donation of $10 or more right away.

I know I can count on you.

Sincerely,

Jonathan Ball

Executive Director, Americans for Life

P.S. The fight to defund Planned Parenthood is heating up rapidly.

As you know, Planned Parenthood received over $350 million in taxpayer funding last year only to use it to kill over 320,000 unborn babies.

It is vital you take a stand with Americans for Life against this atrocity by signing the Defund Planned Petition by clicking here.

And after you sign the petition, please chip in with an emergency donation of $10, $25 or more to enable Americans for Life to rapidly unite millions of Americans in this fight.

There is no time to waste, please act now.

If you would like to share this petition, please consider forwarding it to a friend.

First and foremost, ALL the information in this about Planned Parenthood is totally false. They are not about giving every woman in America an abortion. They're about providing information on pregnancy, how to get pregnant, prevention of STI/D's, giving you information of what an abortion entails (they don't perform a single one).

Anyone reading the Planned Parenthood website can CLEARLY see that they're about providing care and access to women who have questions about getting or not getting pregnant and what can happen during a pregnancy.

BTW, this is the asshatery website they run: http://www.americans4life.org/afl/index.htm

Now...I don't think they're really interested in saving the lives of these unborn children that are being aborted. I think they're just jealous that women have an actual choice and they want to take us back to the 1950's...which was one of the most disgusting times in America for women.